Freestyle Friday: Ludacris vs. T.I.

by Kevin on March 5, 2010

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Ludacris‘ new album, Battle of the Sexes, drops this Tuesday and now that T.I. is out of jail it’s time to see who really is the King of the South.

The idea behind Freestyle Friday is to battle one another with your favorite verse from either of the two competitors. You’re essentially battling other commenters in this thread by using the words of Ludacris or T.I. Hit the jump for a few rules and then jump in on the comments!

Before we start, let’s see if we can keep the thread in order today, by following a couple simple rules:

1. Please don’t drop the lyrics to a whole song. No more than one verse!

2. Please stay in order…. Ludacris, then T.I., then Ludacris, etc. If you want to drop a T.I. verse, wait until someone has dropped a Luda one. The idea is to go back and forth. It’s possible that more than one person may be trying to drop a verse at one time… we’ll just keep moving on.

I’ll start this thread off with a verse from Luda:

“OH NO! The FIGHT’S OUT
I’ma bout to punch yo lights out
Get the fuck back, guard ya grill
There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still
I’ve been drankin’ and bustin’ too
And I been thinking of bustin’ you
Upside ya motherfuckin’ forehead
And if your friends jump in, “Ohhh gurrlll”, they’ll be mo’ dead
Causin’ confusion, Disturbin’ Tha Peace
Not an illusion, we runnin’ the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? NO N****!
I’m doin’ a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the fuck outta my way
I’m D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the FUCK over

- Ludacris, “Move Bitch”

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  • Jigsaw

    “56 Barz” – T.I.

    Step back brush myself off,
    Pick business back up, right where I left off,
    I can show my dope, dat other guy just talk,
    Aye, where I live just as big as yo projects, dog
    Aye, haha
    Better check my swagga
    How I walk, how I talk, how I stack dat chedda,
    What I drive, how I dress, nigga looks just betta,
    Hundred stacks on that nigga I’m just…Betta
    Hahahahaha
    Somebody better tell ‘em mayne
    They swag owe my swag everything
    Very plain to see you study me awful hard
    To the point that my swag need a bodyguard
    I’d like to thnik to thank you cuz uhh ya’ll oughta be
    Havin’ ya’ll swags sendin mines an apology
    A lot of little mes, I see, got beef
    But what’s the possibility, stop, see, you not me
    Hardly work for hella beams,
    Step up to the guillotine
    Get decapitated,
    Don’t see how half you rappas made it
    Say good…bye to the fame and the fortune
    Say la vi
    What the game need with you, nigga? They got me

  • MalMoe

    Ludda all the way. no contest

  • Drizz

    I’m a huge fan of both, but as far as lyrics Luda hands down.

  • Drizz

    Never scared to be different
    The improviser was put into existance
    For in-stance, this is me
    What did you expect from the 5th LP
    Gone for a minute now I’m back again
    Back to back, back to break backs again
    Put ‘em in the back seat of the ‘Llac again
    And rip off the Magnum packagin
    What’s happenin, I’m lookin for some girls gone willllld (gone willlld)
    I’m just tryin to make these girls all smilllle (all smilllle)
    And I’m gonna make ‘em dance, so I
    Can see ‘em shake they ass, then I’ll
    Put ‘em in a trance, ’til I
    Get ‘em out them pants, then I’ll
    Take ‘em to a level that they mighta never been to befo’
    We gon’ hit the do’ and then hit the flo’ you’ll get hit below
    I got somebody I want you to get to know – ME!
    Fearless like Jack the Ripper
    Hip-Hop needs help so I’m back to flip up
    Flip and run ‘em back cause I’m back to stick her
    And flow up on the track like it’s full of li-QUOR!

    Luda offa “Girls Gone Wild”

  • http://kevinnottingham.com Kevin

    For those commenting saying “so&so” is the best.. the idea is to prove it with a verse! smh

    “I’m my hood …LUDA!
    Everybody come equipped wit bangers, throwin’ up our middle fingers
    And you know I don’t slip, so I gotta keep
    Ten in the clip and one in the chamber
    Better be walkin’ with angels, and never take candy from strangers
    Through the stress and strife, had to earn my stripes like I played with the Bengals!
    (WOO!!) I’m in the zone homes, goin’ for the two-point conversion
    I’m So Hood that Ludacris shoulda been on the original version
    But this is the remix, with the cheap tricks, hittin’ sweet licks
    And I cut the braids off but the waves and the fade’ll make you sea-sick!
    (OH!!) And this is the way that we ball, (HEY!) and this is the way that we brawl
    So put a fist in the air if you care that united we stand and divided we fall
    (HEY!!) When the South’s in the house, better watch yo mouth
    Cuz we on that hood shit, I’m hood rich
    Comin’ around yo’ hood, BITCH! I swear I’m so…”

    Ludacris – “I’m So Hood (Remix)”

  • Drizz

    I believe i just did, and didnt u just fuck up the rotation? LMAO

  • Jigsaw

    Yeah, let me Ludda’s destruction with the rest of these…

    “56 Barz” – T.I.

    So deranged & belligerent
    Ranked up there with Benjamin – Who?
    Andre 3K, B.I.G., Jay-Z, UGK, Scarface, Machievelli the great,
    Wayne, Common, Kanye and
    Lupe – So fuck what you say
    You welcome to ask who you made,
    Bet they say as of today,
    I’m back on top like a toupe – Hey
    All objections overruled
    It’s overdue both high,
    and sober too, I’m so high
    up over you,
    Same guy you see in the streets it’s as fly as here in the booth,
    So don’t be surprised when you meet me to see that I’m really the truth,
    Oooo
    So uncoof
    Nigga, who want proof?
    Must agree that shit idea,
    Can’t no one undo,
    I stay on my 1,2
    Nigga who want 2?
    Turn a brunch into a brawl,
    Do what you gon’ do,
    I’m wired
    Hot as a bitch and still,
    Cool as a fridge and dear,
    This year I’m on a mission dear,
    Think that was somethin’? Listen here…

  • Jigsaw

    Kev…its puff/puff – pass

    You effin up the rotation – lol, lol!!!

  • Jigsaw

    Interlude….

    T.I. talking to Wolf Blitzer of CNN @ the Georgia Dome

    [Wolf Blitzer] – T.I. Ludda has state on numerous occassions that he’s King of the South, any comment as…(interruption by T.I.)

    What? (Nigga, what.)
    I’m the King of the Motherfuckin south. (Huh, what? I’m T.I.P nigga.)
    Picture that, nigga. (Try me then nigga. King of the South.)
    I ain’t got no hits.
    Nigga, kiss my ass, nigga. (Bust me then, sucka. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.)
    Nigga, I been bustin’. You don’t like it. Outbust me then, nigga.
    Nigga, I can fight nigga. I can say what the fuck I wanna say, nigga.
    King of the got damn south. Bust me then, nigga.

    [Wolf Blitzer] – But Frank Ski has been on the radio stating that (interruption by Ludda)…

  • http://kevinnottingham.com Kevin

    haha, yeah I fucked it up…. must have been typing it the same time at Drizz

  • Black

    yeah…luda can rap….but its just animation…he don’t spit real….TIP spits real shit…not a fuckin cartoon. all that “i’m so hood” and hard ass verses that luda spits r backed up by nothing but a cd cover…tips stripes about the shit he speaks r real…everyone he has battled with really got hands put on them…everybody…Flip in his own hood….Luda and his crew in Atlanta and LA…ross’s label told him to shut up…Gucci apologized and even wayne stepped back from what he was sayin about tip…point blank and period…Tip is better.

  • Hassan

    MOVING RIGHT ALONG….Chris doesnt need a “title” to prove his greatness…..Tip can be “King of the South” all he wants but like Chris said in the verse I’m bout to post, Never limit yourself to just the south!

    Look, I’m the best and there’s nothin’ that you can do about it
    Never needed a publicity stunt, let’s tell the truth about it
    Even in the core of the streets you can’t sway the youth about it
    But keep runnin’ yo mouth, and I swear I’ma knock a tooth up out it
    I never claimed to be nothin’ but who the fuck I am
    Never sold cocaine in my life, but I’m still the fuckin’ man
    Understand, nothin’ you did makes you better nigga
    You claim the streets but the streets respect that cheddar nigga
    Luda got twice as much, your life you can charge it to him
    I fit four of your houses inside my daughter’s room
    And still have room for young Karma to play
    Givin’ back to the children of tomorrow for good karma today
    So you can say what you wanna say and you can talk that talk
    But real niggas ain’t doin’ no talkin’ cuz we walk that walk
    Album for album you can see I got a multi-million plan
    So call yourself whatever you want except the multi-million man
    Nigga!

  • Hassan

    the name of that song is “War With God” by the way…from the release therapy album

  • StreetzDaBlock

    @Black…
    You must live in NY or Compton where criminal activity determines your success!!

    I agree with Tip producing music that he underwent with experience but you forgot where Luda and how Luda got started. His first album wasnt “animated” nor was the second. His music has evolved over time through maturity…….so has Tips. He went from “You don’t know me” to buying chicks “whatever they like”…..which in my book means that Tip has made some music that his ‘rep/bckgrnd/ and street cred’ doesnt exactly personify as well. So what do you call that? That clearly has nothing to do with who’s the best MC.

  • Hassan

    Damn, lol I posted the wrong verse…..it was the second verse that said that….but ohwell this verse is still hot

  • Jigsaw

    @Hassan – that verse was definitely hot & the one you intended may have been better, BUT…

    “I’m Talking to you” – T.I. 2nd verse

    Ay I’m the best you ever heard about, fresher than you heard about
    Yeah I’m strapped now pussy nigga this ain’t just word of mouth
    For niggas wit’ dirty mouths, I got a lotta clean pistols to wash ‘em out
    I’m really finna give yo’ ass some hotter shit to talk about
    The goons hit the room now you askin what’s this all about
    Fo’ you know it your noggins split ya bottom teeth is fallin’ out
    Got a problem wit partner …I see him in the city and call him out
    It wasn’t for the chopper ain’t shit I’m gettin’ all of mine
    Pop ‘em drop ‘em call the plan a wake he out forever more
    I give it to you straight nigga I don’t need a metaphor
    How many different ways is it to say I’m gettin’ cheddar more
    A nigga twice as old way mo’ popular need to set at all
    Man I just say it to my pops, maybe he could tell your better boy
    Patient in the afterlife I’ll waste you in the after life
    Even after my life haters be after my life
    ‘Cause I’m a do in ’06 what took ‘em half of they life, man I’m talkin’ to you.

  • Jigsaw

    I’ve always been a fan of both but I’m hoping that on his next joint T.I. transcends that regional mentality and realize there’s a seat for him at the table for great MCs.

    BUT right now because I can’t get a Ludda verse in, I’m gonna light ya’ll up with this Imperious Rex shit from the durty-durty!!!

  • Black

    nah, @streez i’m from atlanta..but shouldn’t truth in ur music makes u a better MC. a record like Whatever u Like…which he snapped on by the way…. is his current reality. If i was rich as fuck i would by my girl whatever she likes…as i’m sure u would. Criminal Activity has nothing to do with it but Tip said it best and i’m sure that any real hip-hop head will agree….”if u ain’t live what u spittin then u worthless…” This art that was given to us by our forefathers was based in honesty…and honestly Tip does honesty better.

    oh yeah….check out this first verse from TIP “Represent” a Luda Diss from way back….all real shit if u were in the city at the time. http://www.limelinx.com/delete/9a3317e154c06d72bda8a3116d94bb3b

  • Black

    @jigsaw u posted the next verse i was gonna post…killed luda wit it…

  • Jigsaw

    @Black – I’m feeling you BUT don’t send us to the verse, put it down. That’s the point of “Freestyle Friday” – everyone can say such & such is hot/great/etc….but when you have to validate that argument with the artist in question own work then you saying something.

  • Black

    My Bad wrong link
    “Represent” – T.I.
    http://www.limelinx.com/files/712fdef4df4610380890168ad31e32e7

  • Jigsaw

    “Down in the Dirty” – Ludda

    Yeah I done said said it b4
    But I guess it best to repeat it
    Dirty south in the building
    With no loses we undefeated
    Anybody think they can beat it must b on sherm
    Got the streets on fire like ross kile with a perm
    Im big worm and that big body slaya
    Rip it open n u keep playin with my money
    Smoke it like im a dope
    I got for broke on a blv
    In the paint n hav a laya hater sliced from his eyes to his tank
    U think I cant hav 235 pounds of trouble
    Cant find a trilla play then me if u had the hubble
    Big reppin the dirty n I aint abt to slow down
    So if u aint wid it get out the way it abt to go down
    U can get ur issue like ur boy subscribed
    N wen we ride theres no were that yo ass can hide
    H8er try to look at me crocked like burner play craves
    Hav u runnin up north like a runaway slave
    Played pussy ya fucked even if its ya period
    Cause down south niggas take their money too serius

  • Black

    @jigsaw…i respect that…i just can’t go in and type them right now…

  • Black

    this is a really dope idea…good shit…i fuck with this site heavy now…glad i found it today.

  • Black

    “You Know Who” – T.I.

    [Verse 2]
    I know you think you out there gettin it in
    But whatcha doin, I done did it once and did it again
    I had a trap between runnin while living in sin
    He done settlin down, turnin nine millin or ten
    I give a damn if I never sell a million again
    I gotta thank you a million for just lettin me in
    But now I’m settlin in, gettin used to the view
    On top, won’t stop til I’m huger than you
    Gon flop? Who? Me, pimp you losin your screws
    We gotta dope if you lettin niggaz shoot into you
    You ain’t ready for the shit I’m introducin to you
    The roof in the back of the park ain’t translucent as you
    So now your nigga dressin up, man do what you do
    I got style, pimp, it’s more than just the suit and the shoe
    This been proven, I’m the truth, stamp government seal
    I’m more than any of these other niggaz, just Southern with deals, for real

  • J. Rizzle

    Luda – Blow It Out Your Azz
    2nd verse

    It’s time to saddle up the Tontos cause I’m the Lone Ranger
    I eat dinner with Jews but don’t talk to strangers
    I’m just a few albums from filling your disc changer
    If you ever think of stoppin me – BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!
    I’m a hustler by nature but criminal by law
    Any charges set against me, chunk it up and stand tall
    Next year I’m lookin in to buyin Greenbriar Mall
    You probably own a lot of property! BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!
    C’mon and take a look, he’s got gigantic balls
    Plus his money keeps flowin like Niagara Falls
    We all know Jesus saves and Ludacris withdraws
    I’m ’bout to go on vacation – BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!
    Shout out to Bill O’Reilly, I’ma throw you a curve
    You mad cause I’m a THIEF and got away with words
    I’ma start my own beverage, it’ll calm your nerves
    Pepsi’s the New Generation – BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!

  • Jigsaw

    @Black…

    I’m from that 1st generation of hip-hop where you couldn’t get on the mic unless that shit was tight. For the past 15 yrs its been about the production – when they should both be equal.

    This thread however, will force individuals to reevaluate the standard for lyrical excellence that they hold for their favority artist. They may have a hot track, but once you strip out the production — what cha got!!!

    Furthermore, anybody can say that their artist is the best BUT can you defend that assertion using their own lyrics?

  • Jigsaw

    “Bring ‘Em Out” 3rd Verse – T.I.

    Mic check 1-2 1-2, you wanna beef wit the king what is you gon do
    Will you show up on the scene wit 2 guns drew
    Or you and ya friend and play a little two on two
    If you knew half of what I knew then you’ll be hittin the deck
    Got a tool and a vest I can get some respect
    I’ma make it hard for a sucka nigga to flex
    Sho ‘em this ain’t the squad for a nigga to test
    Pimp my nutz too large and we way too fresh
    Work well wit Nines AK’s and Techs
    And quick to check a lame like a game of chess
    You want beef you can bring ya best and we’ll be standin..

  • J. Rizzle

    All I Do Is Win – Luda’s Verse

    Ludacris goin in on the verse
    cause I never been defeated and I won’t stop now
    keep your hands up put em in the sky for the homies that didn’t make it and the folks locked down
    I never went no where
    they saying Luda’s back
    blame it on that conjure
    the hood call it Ludayac
    and I’m on this foolish track so I spit my foolish flows
    my hands go up and down like strippers booty’s go
    my verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins
    last time on a Khaled remix now I’m on the original version
    aint never count me out
    y’all better count me in
    got 20 bank accounts, accountants count me in
    make millions every year, the souths champion
    cause all I do, all I, all I, all I
    all I do is…

  • Black

    I’m Talkin to You Verse 3

    I ain’t talkin to Buck cause he a real nigga
    ain’t talkin 2 Pimp cause he a trill nigga
    ain’t talkin 2 BG cause he like me, with open cases and we’ll kill niggaz
    I know you wannabe just like me since you got ya new record deal nigga
    But I don’t give a fuck if you like me no second diss ya not trill nigga
    ya in ya video wearin white T that don’t make you no dope dealer nigga
    But I ain’t talkin bout no bankhead court, bowen homes, no adamsville nigga
    you dealin wit a lil gorilla nigga
    10 mill later I’m still the nigga
    Killer Mike, Yung bloodz, David Banner
    Bonecrusher they remember when y’all ain’t feel a nigga
    Had it out with Chris he still my nigga
    sat down,civilized talk about it like niggaz
    so I ain’t never been served get ya facts right nigga
    for this 40 cal make ya ass act right nigga
    coming against the king get ya stats right nigga
    wanna talk about nigga, wanna be a hot nigga
    gonna be a shot nigga, yeah I say’d it what nigga buck nigga
    like Lil Jon I don’t give a fuck
    I give a God damn if I never sell another milla
    I take my ass right back to center hill and villa
    compound come down everyday sell yay
    Just like the old days stack another mill up
    niggaz ain’t ready for the dust that we kick up
    go talk shit forget they get hit up
    You better be bout that shit you kick
    Like DipSet bitch you trynna get wit us
    I don’t Politic, don’t even speak see I don’t kiss up
    gotta be styles and sheek Jada diss us
    diss us…that’s goin piss us..(off)..send (__)in there to pick niggaz (off)
    if you don’t hang in the air by the name a swizz beats
    told mannie fresh he the skateboard P
    Clay J-G and Just Blaze taking basically I’m talkin 2 you….

  • Jigsaw

    “I’m Talking To You” – T.I. 1st Verse

    I’m talkin’ to you
    Sucker nigga you can stunt all you wanna stunt
    I know you won’t bust a gun
    Yeah bro I’m talkin’ to you
    Fuck nigga you can hate all you wanna hate
    I know you a fake, make no mistake bitch I’m talkin’ to you
    You’s so lame you’s a shame to the game
    Yeah, and I say it you know what your name is
    I’m talkin’ to you
    We can shoot it out whenever you wanna
    Cause it’s whatever you wanna do
    fuck boy –I’m talkin’ to you!!!

  • Jigsaw

    @ Black…great minds think alike!!!

  • Jigsaw

    “Cry Babies” – Luda, 1st Verse

    I got people scared as FUCK like when condoms break
    Or how your heart deals with eatin’ eighty pounds of steak
    So put your belly on a plate and watch your weight
    You frostin’ like a flake and Ludacris feels grrreat!
    Who want come face me, face come want who?
    And women give me face until they’re face turns blue
    They can’t breathe, dick to mouth recessatation
    A tight squeeze witch stops the length to conversations
    I Playstations, duck cops and lose agents
    I’m Doctor Love, I close curtains and fuck patients
    When I kick and rip and flip an indespensable rhyme
    My black ass is so hungry I’ll take a bite out of crime
    And it’ll hurt if I swallow, but even more if I choke
    Neighbors called the fire station off the blunt that I smoke
    You see I crush cowards, funerals I’ll send flowers
    And I’m on the overpass flick pennies at rush hour

  • Black

    I’m Serious Verse 2

    Pull up in a blue coupe that’s damn near clear
    And Polo gear that won’t drop ’til next year
    Be like this here, Cartier frames and Pierre Jouet wristwear
    T.I.P. your majesty’s right c’here
    Notice when I came the dames disappeared, ya lames listen here

    TO PLAY ME, BA-BY, HEY HE,
    GONE NEED A TRACK FROM GOD FEATURING JESUS AND JAY-Z
    (dead face pause)

    Go on floss; ball where it cost
    Smile for the cameras, take your shirts off
    Y’all niggas actin, take ya skirts off
    Hoppin bomb-ass nigga and he ain’t wanna work boss
    I’m gettin sick and tired off these phony rendetions
    Wonder why I don’t consider them no competition
    There’s no vision – lil’ ambition
    How I feel about these niggas, and my word, are ya kiddin?

    This is the first song most folks really heard him on…out the gate he let niggas know…I”M BETTER THAN YOU…THEN BACKED IT UP!!

  • Jigsaw

    “I do it for Hip-Hop” – Luda

    Now this is what they call poetry in motion
    My soul bleeds on the paper, heart screams with emotion
    This my daily devotion, that verses stay deeper than the ocean
    So hip-hop you owe me a promotion
    Yeah, I do a little boastin’ and braggin
    What’s all the commotion and naggin about
    ‘Cause I’M STILL CHAMP IN THE SOUTH
    Cause rappers get in the booth and I keep draggin ‘em out
    Where they fired and these pink slips I keep handin ‘em out
    Cause this is Theater of Mind, consider it a sign
    Of wha’s to come next, my money’s just fine
    Bank filled with plump checks
    Terrorist threat flow, proceed to drop (bombs) like Mr. Funk Flex
    But I don’t do it for the money, I do it from the heart
    I’ll do it with the beatbox, I did it from the start
    I’ll do it for the DJs, I’ll do it for the charts
    The Van Gogh flow, Luda do it cause its art
    I do it for the fans, I do it on command
    I do it for the front row, I do it for the stands
    I spit it for the hood, I do it for the block
    And since nine years old, I did it for hip-hop

  • Black

    That “Cry Babys” verse was dope…first time i heard it…..”I got people scared as fuck like when condoms break..” i stoped the cd….

  • Jigsaw

    Yeah, people sleep on Luda because he ain’t ice grillin when he rhyming &/or in videos.

  • Black

    he has always been talented to me…he just started losing me after while…it became very commercial even though he has kept the same basic formula..he just became wishy washy…i look at luda like i look a em…foerver good..but i couldn’t grow old listening to them.

  • http://kevinnottingham.com Justin

    “Who knew you could fit on your wrist a whole pound of diamonds
    I’m number one on the list while you clowns are climbing
    Wishing to be in positions that you found that I’m in
    Since you niggaz do what it say I’m world renowned than sign me
    If Jay handled the clay and around the time
    I delivered a bad day when 4 5′s were spiraling
    I care the least about police and the fireman siren
    Ambulance ain’t gon stand a chance in reviving
    DOA amend the beef will cease upon my arriving
    Paramedics yell clear and your flat line silent
    You ain’t ready for out here ’cause the lifestyle violent
    You think you is, you must be living on Fantasy Island
    Your mammies mad, get your ass wiped out like Thailand
    Hit my phone and got what left and hit the three while you following
    You say you want to release and go to war with the finest
    Need you be reminded, want it with Your Highness?”

    T.I. – King Back (2nd verse)

    Scarface, K-Rino, Bun B, Andre 3000 = real contenders for King of the South! haha just had to say it.

  • Courtney

    I’m from the deep South and I’ve been a fan of both since Luda was still doing his DJ thing and T.I. was T.I.P. TIP has a nice flow and delivery and style (more commonly referred to as “swag”) but Luda is a highly underrated lyricist because he’s kinda aloof at times and he doesn’t “go hard” all that often. But dude can seriously put words together. Check this from Word of Mouf:

    Coming to America Verse 1 & 2

    These bitches throwin rose petals at my feet mayn!
    They wanna spoil me, treatin me like royalty;
    what I’m ‘sposed to do? It’s such a sweet thang
    Work that track, whip ‘em like Kunta
    That’s why they stay down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda
    By way of A-T-L; if you disagree
    don’t even look at me ho don’t pass go just go straight to jail
    With no probation or bail, but this ain’t Monopoly
    It’s Jolly Green Giants cause we smoke so much broccoli
    Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O’s! Luda’s oodles of noodles
    And testin me is like pitbulls put up to poodles
    My rap career goes back further than yo’ father hairline
    It’s Ludacris – I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines
    I’m fly, even when I get high I work cash
    And even got my coats bumped up to first class
    I’m boss to all employees – and I’m here to teach the principle
    Cause I’ve been saved by mo’ bells than Lark Vorhees

    Fuck you too! What you wanna do, scrawny nigga
    But I got a arsenal of automatics down to twenty-twos
    Know how to use ‘em, fight dirty as SHIT
    I throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a CLIQUE
    You see y’all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
    And comin up shorter than five Danny DeVitos
    I’m on a cool ranch, get laid more than Fritos
    With five strippers, four wives and three amigos
    I go scuba divin in Bays at Montego
    I find gold links and snatch ‘em like I’m Deebo
    But I’m the light-skinteted version of Mandingo
    I’ve seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo
    I used to run numbers in line they caled me BINGO
    Cause I’m big, you a little star, you just twinkle
    Old asses like sharpeis, y’all all wrinkled
    And I stay with more BULLETS than yo’ Billboard singles

  • Hassan

    “Cry Babies”-Luda, Verse 2.

    you see im ambidextrious, i slap ass with both hands
    delete your first ____ but i’ll save the last dance
    i just bought some new guns my momma said it aint worth it,
    but im at the shooting range just cause practice makes perfect
    bulls-eye i stunt growth and stop lives
    and you run with niggaz that’s more chicken than pot pie *chicken noises*
    im shaking your tail feathers, i got big balls, ima sack king
    like chris webber
    luda take ya back to duck hunt and double dribble
    when niggaz sold quarters and dimes and smoked nickles
    my cars got big tvs and satelittes
    i got a wheel of fortune cause i flip o’s like vanna white
    and the survey says.. kill a motherfucker now, could it be off with his head?
    or shoot of motherfucker now, ground round
    ground chuck and ground beef
    bullets gather round and shoot rounds around teeth

    “My Life” -T.I., Verse One

    A-town veteran, started at eleven
    When and bought an eight-ball, I was staying down every since
    That’s why its hard to find a young rap nigga better than
    Bankhead resident, Westside represent, Pimp Squad mobster
    Grand Hustle president, heart of a lion and the nuts of an elephant
    Trap musik heaven sent, you hating and it’s evident
    You trying to stack presidents, I’m tryin to set precedents
    The comparison is insulting my intelligene
    Cause real recognize real, and real you ain’t never been
    and never will, I catch ya where you chill, holla at ya where you live nigga, fuck a record deal (what’s happenin)
    I graduated out the yay, to stack a couple mill
    Who would figure it would be a rap nigga I have to kill
    My potnaz telling me shawty you have to chill (fuck that shit) but Ima end Up hating with steel, what is is, still dope boy trap niggas
    Worldwide lovin it, haters see the spider and they wanna put a slug in it
    Fuck it, I’m a G, I been a rider, I ain’t studding it
    Better get ya mind of mind, and start hustling

    Made You Look Remix- Ludacris

    I’m from the school of hard knocks, sneak peeks and low blows
    Where X’s mark spots and kitchens mark O’s
    Where love is gon’ getcha and hate is gon’ snitch ya
    And fingers squeeze triggers like boa constrictors
    It’s the, Mr. Luda, Jada and Nas
    And our bullets give you a deep tissue massage
    So hear a song and dance while I make these ends
    You never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins
    AHHH – THEY SHOOTIN, look in the barrel
    Then he made the front page of the Miami Herald
    or Chi. Tribune, nozzles with silent doom
    We in that A-Town Journal-list, filed with goons
    You should print my information, quote my rhyme
    And keep me in between these New York and L.A. Times
    I was the victim of society, it’s ‘Cris the menace
    With mo’ shit out on the streets than evicted tenants

    “Watch What You Say To Me”- T.I., Verse Three

    Cuz I ain’t never been a sucka, been gangsta my whole life
    So a nigga disrespect me and it’s on on sight
    I hear what you say in ya song, some of that I don’t like
    Keep it up, I feel tried, I see you, we gon’ fight
    Be a man, say my name if you talking to me
    You never say it, well I figure you ain’t talking to me
    Find out you is at the awards or was the code in the streets
    I swear I beat ya fuckin ass like it ought to be beat
    See I ain’t whispering lame, I ain’t one for the game
    If I say fuck you nigga then, fuck you nigga, simple and plain
    I say no problem, there’s no problem, pimping you do the same
    Now you just, swallow ya pride cuz you know I’m off the chain
    Try to refrain from being violent but you come out ya face
    I got my lawyer paid up ready to catch me a case
    When I feel you disrespected me, I’mma get me a K
    But all this shit can be avoided one way…

  • Set_Gecko

    How come no one posted Luda’s Stomp verse? Luda destroyed TI on it. so let me finish this off with this….

    Mothafucka, I’m a monster in this game similar to the Lochness
    My rhymes is nappy rooted, some verses gotta process
    The truth in this booth, ain’t no doubt when I’m rappin’
    If I say it I’ve either done it or it’s ’bout to happen

    When I pull up in the Louis truck on 26′s people dumb out
    If life’s a crap game, I’m rollin’ 7′s on the come out
    These rapper’s think I’m ignent, love sayin’ my name
    ‘Cause maintainin’ my fish tank an’ they house cost the same

    Ask me I’ll say I made it an’ it sure wasn’t luck
    ‘Cause hustler’s relate to me and some are younger than Buck
    You see I’m married to my music but we got a prenupt
    So, if that bitch don’t act right, I’m still gettin’ my cut

    My deals never get screwed my contracts practice abstinence
    I’m masterin’ this program hazin’ these undergraduates
    So, pimpin’ be easy, quit catchin’ feelings
    ‘Cause you worth a couple hundred grand and I’m worth millions
    Nobodys thinkin’ about you plus your beef ain’t legit
    So, please stay off the T I P of my dick

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